Let me answer that apposite and worthwhile question with a boot to the head. Boot to the head.
Chavapalooza. I can see that we're all going to end up having essentially the same discussion about this for the rest of our natural lives, to no great effect and with increasing poor grace.
On more cheerful matters, which pretty much inevitably involve the suffering of others: it's more football, I'm afraid, but even the ball-averse might enjoy these
suggested replacements for the Manchester United club badge, now that the club is being taken into private ownership.
On a kind of football that the Salford Quay Buccaneers are going to be hearing a lot more about from now on, this is
glorious - a standard Bangles/Go-gos argument of the kind you probably find yourself having every week evolving into a heated discussion of the best possible American football team you can make up entirely of rock chicks. Di Franco as wide receiver? You decide.