Tannhauser ([info]spyinthehaus) wrote,
@ 2008-11-27 22:27:00
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Supernatural romance covers
Pure awesome.

Riley Jensen is a vampire and a werewolf. So how can she choose among her lovers -- a vampire, two werewolves, and a horse-shifter --and stop a plot to create an army of super-beings?

I'd probably go for the horse-shifter. Just because.

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[info]fridgemagnet
2008-11-27 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Two werewolves is just greedy.

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[info]mordantcarnival
2008-11-27 11:48 pm UTC (link)
In my day we had to share a kitsune with three other families.

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[info]gane5h
2008-11-27 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Is "horse-shifter" a career? A sort of specialist removal man, perhaps?

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[info]spyinthehaus
2008-11-27 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Ah - like a very artisanal horse whisperer?

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[info]gane5h
2008-11-27 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe akin to a cowpuncher?

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[info]davidbarnett
2008-11-28 09:57 am UTC (link)
"Where do you want this horse, love? They did tell you at the shop that we don't do upstairs, didn't they? Kitchen all right?"

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[info]mordantcarnival
2008-11-27 11:42 pm UTC (link)
And in the next book she discovers "new bird-shifting powers!"

Improved Riley Jensen, with new bird-shifting powers. Shifts even the toughest birds, fast.

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[info]plumsbitch
2008-11-27 11:44 pm UTC (link)
ahahaha

'We soaked these birds in egg, sweat, oil and nrnng...;

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[info]plumsbitch
2008-11-27 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure if it's just because *you're* posting this, but somehow that tagline put me in mind of:



Now *that's* a crossover I'd read...

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[info]spyinthehaus
2008-11-27 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Ben's in love

... with two girls (who just happen to be shifters).

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[info]plumsbitch
2008-11-28 12:11 am UTC (link)
exactly

see also:

Ben's in love

... with four girls (who just happen to be a vampire, two werewolves, and a horse-shifter): how does he choose?

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[info]braisedbywolves
2008-11-28 12:34 am UTC (link)
Pick the one that's also a wereswan.

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[info]ultraruby
2008-11-28 01:10 am UTC (link)
But of course!

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[info]invisible_al
2008-11-28 10:26 am UTC (link)
I see Were-sharks still get no lovin'

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[info]slightlyfoxed
2008-11-28 10:48 am UTC (link)
You've got to rub them the right way. Otherwise their skins graze you.

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[info]holzfallen
2008-11-28 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Indeed. See also Shar-pei shifter and lemur-woman.

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[info]artnouveauho
2008-11-28 01:47 pm UTC (link)
Silver-eyed virgin Holly Ashwin, Ph.D., is an obsessive-compulsive, agoraphobic mathematics professor. Little does she know that she's also half-Valkyrie -- and destined to be the bride of Cadeone Woede, second in line to the throne of the rage demons!

You couldn't make this stuff up.

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[info]as_alas_i_was
2008-11-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
I thought I was second in line to the throne of the rage demons! Damn you Holly Ashwin, PhD!

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[info]mordantcarnival
2008-11-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
No, extensive research has revealed that you are in fact second in line to the throne of the Exasperation Demons, Lords of poorly-designed flat-pack furniture and rulers of people who ring the doorbell when you've got something on the stove.

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